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很火的干饭朋友圈文案,超级有趣,极度搞笑

发布者:NBB官网发布时间:2022-08-03访问量:13

一,吃饭堆尖尖,干活梭边边。

The eating pile is sharp, and the working shuttle is by the side

二,英雄不问出处 美女干饭不问斤数。

Heroes dont ask the source, beautiful women dont ask the number of pounds

三,别的比不过别人 但干饭能。

Others cant compete with others, but rice can

四,你要悄悄干饭 成为胖子 干完全食堂的饭 让其他人无饭可干。

You have to cook quietly, become a fat man, cook in the canteen, and let others have nothing to do.

五,只要你不停的干饭 就没有你追不上的体重 加油 干饭人。

As long as you keep cooking, there will be no weight you cant catch up with. Come on, cook.

六,没有甜甜腻腻的恋爱 只有到点了就能干的饭要像奔向食堂一样,奔向自己喜欢的人。

There is no sweet, greasy love, and only when you arrive, you should rush to the people you like, just like running to the canteen.

七,不要叫我单生狗了我是食堂干饭闪电王。

Dont call me a lone dog. Im the lightning king of the canteen

八,人是铁饭是钢 吃饭就要干才香。

Man is iron, rice is steel, and when he eats, he must be dry and fragrant九,爷不缺男人 但爷缺钱干饭。I dont lack men, but I dont need money to make a living

十,在这个浮躁快节奏的社会上只有干饭的一刻让我觉得气定神闲悠然自得。

In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only the moment of dry rice makes me feel calm and carefree.

十一,对象没有但干饭总得干过别人吧。

No object, but you have to do something better than others

十二,今日干饭不够狠明日地位不够稳。

Todays rice is not enough, and tomorrows position is not stable enough

十三,男朋友只会英雄你干饭的速度。

Boyfriend will only hero the speed of your cooking

十四,别担心我明天除了想你就是干饭。

Dont worry. Ill just miss you tomorrow.

十五,去干饭的路上风都是甜的。

The wind is sweet on the way to dinner